学生课堂幽默语言集锦给老师活跃课堂气氛的笑话( 二 )

inkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Ubuntu, "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", "Source Han Sans CN", sans-serif; WHITE-SPACE: normal; WORD-SPACING: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; FONT-WEIGHT: 400; COLOR: rgb(38,38,38); FONT-STYLE: normal; MARGIN: 0px 0px 20px; ORPHANS: 2; WIDOWS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; overflow-wrap: break-word'>老师:“针对???这件事，有不同意的吗？嗯，好，不同意的举手。那个同学你好像有话说是吧，待会下课了到外面跟我说，那我们开始上课吧。”
inkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Ubuntu, "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", "Source Han Sans CN", sans-serif; WHITE-SPACE: normal; WORD-SPACING: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; FONT-WEIGHT: 400; COLOR: rgb(38,38,38); FONT-STYLE: normal; MARGIN: 0px 0px 20px; ORPHANS: 2; WIDOWS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; overflow-wrap: break-word'>老师:“你们就只有两个时候会叫唤:一个是交钱的时候，还有一个就是发试卷的时候。”
inkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Ubuntu, "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", "Source Han Sans CN", sans-serif; WHITE-SPACE: normal; WORD-SPACING: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; FONT-WEIGHT: 400; COLOR: rgb(38,38,38); FONT-STYLE: normal; MARGIN: 0px 0px 20px; ORPHANS: 2; WIDOWS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; overflow-wrap: break-word'>老师:“山间竹笋，嘴尖，皮厚，腹中空。”
inkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Ubuntu, "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", "Source Han Sans CN", sans-serif; WHITE-SPACE: normal; WORD-SPACING: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; FONT-WEIGHT: 400; COLOR: rgb(38,38,38); FONT-STYLE: normal; MARGIN: 0px 0px 20px; ORPHANS: 2; WIDOWS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; overflow-wrap: break-word'>

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inkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Ubuntu, "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", "Source Han Sans CN", sans-serif; WHITE-SPACE: normal; WORD-SPACING: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; FONT-WEIGHT: 400; COLOR: rgb(38,38,38); FONT-STYLE: normal; MARGIN: 0px 0px 20px; ORPHANS: 2; WIDOWS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; overflow-wrap: break-word'>老师:“把上次发的卷子拿出来，一般情况你们应该没有做，我对你们的懒惰程度还是相当有信心的。”
inkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Ubuntu, "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", "Source Han Sans CN", sans-serif; WHITE-SPACE: normal; WORD-SPACING: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; FONT-WEIGHT: 400; COLOR: rgb(38,38,38); FONT-STYLE: normal; MARGIN: 0px 0px 20px; ORPHANS: 2; WIDOWS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; overflow-wrap: break-word'>老师:“我跟你们说，公式背不出来阿，最简单了，请个民工很便宜的， 5块钱一个钟头，背不出来就让他拿个棍子站你后面，人家很开心的阿，有钱拿还能打人!”

学生课堂幽默语言集锦 给老师活跃课堂气氛的笑话( 二 )

学生课堂幽默语言集锦给老师活跃课堂气氛的笑话( 二 )