学生课堂幽默语言集锦 给老师活跃课堂气氛的笑话( 三 )


inkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Ubuntu, "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", "Source Han Sans CN", sans-serif; WHITE-SPACE: normal; WORD-SPACING: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; FONT-WEIGHT: 400; COLOR: rgb(38,38,38); FONT-STYLE: normal; MARGIN: 0px 0px 20px; ORPHANS: 2; WIDOWS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; overflow-wrap: break-word'>老师:“这题选c的同学 , 有明显的反人类倾向 。”
inkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Ubuntu, "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", "Source Han Sans CN", sans-serif; WHITE-SPACE: normal; WORD-SPACING: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; FONT-WEIGHT: 400; COLOR: rgb(38,38,38); FONT-STYLE: normal; MARGIN: 0px 0px 20px; ORPHANS: 2; WIDOWS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; overflow-wrap: break-word'>某同学:“啊 , 原来是这个 , 我忘了”
inkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Ubuntu, "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", "Source Han Sans CN", sans-serif; WHITE-SPACE: normal; WORD-SPACING: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; FONT-WEIGHT: 400; COLOR: rgb(38,38,38); FONT-STYLE: normal; MARGIN: 0px 0px 20px; ORPHANS: 2; WIDOWS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; overflow-wrap: break-word'>老师:“我罚你们抄 , 不是我不原谅你们 , 是科学不原谅你们 。”
inkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Ubuntu, "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", "Source Han Sans CN", sans-serif; WHITE-SPACE: normal; WORD-SPACING: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; FONT-WEIGHT: 400; COLOR: rgb(38,38,38); FONT-STYLE: normal; MARGIN: 0px 0px 20px; ORPHANS: 2; WIDOWS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; overflow-wrap: break-word'>老师:“有些人来学校里除了读书什么都做 。”
inkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Ubuntu, "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", "Source Han Sans CN", sans-serif; WHITE-SPACE: normal; WORD-SPACING: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; FONT-WEIGHT: 400; COLOR: rgb(38,38,38); FONT-STYLE: normal; MARGIN: 0px 0px 20px; ORPHANS: 2; WIDOWS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; overflow-wrap: break-word'>老师:“这道题懂了吗?不懂的举手 , 嗯 , 好下一题 。”
inkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Ubuntu, "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", "Source Han Sans CN", sans-serif; WHITE-SPACE: normal; WORD-SPACING: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; FONT-WEIGHT: 400; COLOR: rgb(38,38,38); FONT-STYLE: normal; MARGIN: 0px 0px 20px; ORPHANS: 2; WIDOWS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; overflow-wrap: break-word'>老师:“你们干什么?别以为我不知道你们在干啥?不信 , 不信你们上来看看 , 你们的每个小动作都清清楚楚!”